Why would he be trying to compete with her description of getting swept up in the arms of a handsome angel and then flown about the sky? That would just be silly.

"Oh, it's definitely gotta be some kind old, abandoned tower, where nobody's been in, like, a hundred years," Arden said. "We're gonna find a bunch of weird shit from the earliest days of the school, like old uniforms and maybe creepy pictures, and equipment that looks like maybe old torture devices but are probably weird gym equipment and stuff that Dean Skywalker would want to use on Wednesdays."