She hadn't had one of Professor Scientia's classes and didn't recognize his voice, so she could be excused for thinking that his message was just somebody thinking they were funny.

Fandom had probably routed it here because of the island's love of maximum drama.

"Okay, I don't know how many times I have to say this, but we're not dating! We don't like each other like that, we're just friends, okay? So stop trying to turn this into something it's not, goddess."